I can't...

Someone go get some more goddamn bandages.  These ones are loose.

I shouldn't have to ask...

Don't stab other passengers.

It's a waste of time, alright?

Believe me.

Hey everyone. Just… you know, checking in. Wouldn’t be the Elegante without me fogging up the airwaves every once in a while, eh?

Pleasantries aside, I’m the resident practicing doctor, so drop by if you need any type of medical attention. Just… don’t come to me with your minor bumps and bruises, alright? I don’t want to be wasting my supplies on ( Read more... )